Stunned Crowd at Australian University Watch Python Attempt to Swallow Kangaroo 11-07-2008 11:22 pm   -  Break.com

News.com.au: "It was a very small python and it gave up after a while. It had a good try but it was a little over ambitious."

Shots Fired on Western Kentucky University Campus 10-22-2008 3:33 pm   -  Fox News

WKYT: Western Kentucky University was on lockdown Wednesday after someone reported seeing people with weapons in a building on a satellite campus and police later received reports that shots had been fired on the main campus, about two miles away.

Both McCain and Obama Knock Columbia University for Banning ROTC 09-12-2008 12:45 am   -  WCBS-TV

"This school will not allow ROTC? On this campus? I don't think that's right. Shouldn't the students here be exposed to the attractiveness of a career in the military?"

Suspect In Pace University Student Death Unrepentant 09-03-2008 11:09 am   -  AP

"Because I wanted to. Do you have a problem with that?"

The B-Cast: Beck Blasts University Presidents for Push to Lower Legal Drinking Age 08-20-2008 12:14 am   -  Breitbart.tv/Hot Metal Media

Is the campaign by a coalition of more than 100 university presidents a matter of principle or a move to limit liability claims? Breitbart.tv editors Scott Baker and Liz Stephans look at the arguments and feature Glenn Beck's mockery of college decadence.

Major University Presidents Launch Push to Lower the Legal Drinking Age 08-19-2008 11:25 am   -  KING-TV

"I don't know what they're thinking, I'm actually kind of shocked, really."

University Of Florida Mistakenly Posts Private Info Of 11,000 Students Online 06-11-2008 12:41 pm   -  WFOR-TV

The University of Florida is sending letters to more than 11,000 current and former students to notify them that their Social Security numbers, names and addresses were accidentally posted online.

University Teams Up With iTunes For New Classroom 05-11-2008 10:13 am   -  KOVR

KOVR: UC Davis students can view their courses on their iTunes site, or upload them onto their iPod and listen whenever.

Dozens Arrested in San Diego State University Drug Bust 05-06-2008 4:13 pm   -  KFMB-TV

Some cocaine dealers allegedly set up sales via text messages, according to broadcast reports that said authorities seized about four pounds of cocaine, 50 pounds of pot and 350 ecstasy pills, as well as cash and weapons.

Slain University Student Called 911 But Got No Help 05-02-2008 10:51 am   -  WKOW/AP

Officials said that a 911 dispatcher couldn't hear a voice on the other end of the line, and proceeded to answer other waiting 911 calls without calling the college student's number back.

‘Why We Want to Kill You’: Self-Proclaimed ‘Former Terrorists’ Speak at Colorado University 04-30-2008 6:20 pm   -  KCNC Denver

"9/11 took place, America got up, they didn't know what to do with 9/11, they hit the snooze button and went right back to sleep."

Ten-Year-Old Child Prodigy Teaches Future Teachers at State University 04-24-2008 10:16 pm   -  WISH-TV

"I have been called a child prodigy, but I don't really think of myself that way. I've been teaching for three years now."

Police Issue Zero Tickets as 10k University Students Celebrate Pot Smoke-Out 04-21-2008 12:31 pm   -  Daily Camera

"It is not Christmas. It is not Thanksgiving. It is April 20th. And to most people, that means nothing. But here at the University of Colorado, it's time to smoke pot!"

Texas University Warns Co-Eds Not to Fall for ‘MTV’ Photographer’s Nude Pic Offer 02-16-2008 8:07 am   -  KDFW-TV

"We've had at least ten complaints."

Campus Massacre: Suicidal Gunman Kills Five at Northern Illinois University 02-14-2008 5:47 pm   -  AP

"We went out side and saw people running all over the place."

Heat Rises as Turkey Lifts Headscarf Ban for Muslim University Students 02-10-2008 8:34 am   -  Reuters

"I don't see covering the head as a principle of religion."

Tennessee University Devastated by Tornado Damage 02-06-2008 10:54 am   -  AP

"This has been an incredible 12 hours for us."

Backpack Grabbing Granny Steals From Students at University of Utah 01-18-2008 9:14 pm   -  KTVX-TV

“It's unfortunate because it causes a real inconvenience to the students and it can be awfully expensive too.”

Pope’s University Visit Halted 01-16-2008 1:33 pm   -  BBC

The Pope has cancelled a visit to a university in Rome where scholars have protested against his views on Galileo.

Guns and Ammunition Found in University Dorm 12-27-2007 11:02 pm   -  WOAI San Antonio

"You never know what people are thinking, what people are doing. This is a small school, but you still got to watch out for stuff like that."