Raw: ‘Raymond’ Star Brad Garrett May Face Battery Charges in Paparazzi Scuffle 11-12-2008 7:58 pm   -  ABC News

"That's enough."

Twenty Suffocate in Accident on Russian Nuclear Sub 11-09-2008 12:14 pm   -  Fox News

AP: The fire safety system on a brand-new Russian nuclear submarine accidentally turned on as the sub was being tested in the Sea of Japan, spewing chemicals that suffocated 20 people and sent 21 others to the hospital, officials said Sunday.

Teen Cuffed on Camera for Shooting Kitten in Head With BB Gun 11-09-2008 7:38 am   -  KCAL-TV

"I realized what I'd done."

‘I’m So Chuffed’: McCartney Praises Obama Victory at MTV Europe Music Awards 11-08-2008 3:57 pm   -  Sky News

"I mean, I was like so fingers crossed that he would win it. There was always that idea that McCain might sort of slip in."

‘The Onion’ Gives Satirical Analysis of Life After the Election for Obsessed Obama Supporters 11-07-2008 5:19 pm   -  Onion News Network

"Clearly the have no friends, nothing to live for."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright Talks Race and Religion 11-07-2008 4:08 am   -  NECN

"If you see God, for instance as white and male then that effects how you see others. Especially others who are not white and not male."

Nudist Colony Seeks Right to Vote in the Buff 11-03-2008 7:11 pm   -  MSNBC

A nudist community on Florida's west coast wants to establish the first clothing-optional polling site. The Caliente Resorts, located in Pasco County north of Tampa, has approached election officials about the idea.

Manufacturing Sector Contracts In October 11-03-2008 1:28 pm   -  AP

AP: In what some economists called a sure sign of recession, the Institute for Supply Management said its manufacturing index fell to the lowest reading since September 1982

‘Chicago Stuff’: Obama Friend Khalidi Describes ‘Ugly Business’ of Politics 11-01-2008 7:31 am   -  Portland State University

"I can tell you things about democratic elections which would turn, those of you whose hair is not white, white."

Politicians Often Suffer Most During Cold & Flu Season 10-30-2008 8:03 am   -  ABC News

ABC News shows you the unhealthy side of politics in Washington.

Massachusetts State Senator Caught Stuffing Bribe Money in Her Bra 10-29-2008 1:08 pm   -  WBZ-TV

"Citizens of the Commonwealth deserve honest and faithful services from their elected officials, uncompromised by secret payments of cash."

‘No God Damn Way’: Murtha Vows Not To Lose Race To ‘Carpetbagger’ 10-28-2008 8:54 pm   -  Fox News

"[A] carpetbagger from Virginia is going to represent a heavily Democratic district? No way. No God damn way."

Mississippi’s Voter Rolls Stuffed With Dead And Absent Registrants 10-28-2008 1:55 pm   -  WLBT-TV

WLBT-TV: Places like Madison County have over 123% more registered voters than people over the age of 18.

‘Talk to Your Boss’: Obama Campaign Calls on Americans to Not Work on Election Day 10-28-2008 7:53 am   -  Obama '08

"You can't make history from here."

Road Kill And More Found Inside Buffalo Restaurant Kitchen 10-28-2008 1:38 am   -  WIVB-TV

AP: Health officials shut down a suburban Buffalo restaurant after an inspector found employees butchering a dead deer inside the business.

Protester Storms Stage in Attempt to Handcuff Karl Rove During Speech 10-22-2008 1:50 am   -  KGO-TV

"Why is there no woman up here?"

Ohio Man Defends Controversial Anti-Obama Display Hanging From Tree in Front Yard 10-20-2008 10:59 am   -  WKRC Cincinnati

WKRC: The make-shift ghost hangs from a noose above a "McCain-Palin" sign. A "Barack Obama" sign attached upside down. Obama's middle name -- "Hussein" -- spray painted and misspelled above.

Passenger Jet’s ‘Near Miss’ Described in Britain’s Secret UFO Files 10-20-2008 9:47 am   -  Sky News

"You can see the track of something."

‘That’s So Gay’: Hillary Duff Tells Teens to Stop Using Homophobic Language 10-18-2008 2:14 pm   -  CNN

"You know, you really shouldn't say that. … It's insulting."

Cheney Suffers Abnormal Heart Rhythm 10-15-2008 11:54 am   -  Fox News

"During a visit with his doctors this morning, it was discovered that the vice president is experiencing a recurrence of atrial fibrillation, an abnormal rhythm involving the upper chambers of the heart."