Hand Model Sues Martha Stewart Over Snipped Finger 11-21-2008 3:49 pm   -  Fox News

Fox News: In a lawsuit filed Monday against Kmart Corp. and Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Patrick Albanese said he was moving the Martha Stewart Everyday lounge chair on a deck in June when the front tubular legs collapsed, crushing his right index finger between one of the chair legs and a tubular bar on the base of the chair.

Cognac Kick: Snoop Dogg Teaches Mashed Potatoes Secret to His ‘Boo’ Martha Stewart 11-19-2008 9:06 pm   -  Martha

"Hey, M.S. It's Snoop Dogg says hi and seein' how you doing. Hollah back. Boo."

Martha Stewart Tells Targets of Obama Tax Hike to ‘Suck It In’ 10-28-2008 6:24 pm   -  Fox News

"I'm sort of like the odd folk here, I really think we if we need more money we have to raise taxes."

‘Daily Show’ Host Stewart to Sarah Palin: ‘F*** You’ 10-20-2008 4:06 pm   -  YouTube

Language Warning -- "She came out again today. She was talking to a small town, she said that small towns, that's the part of the country she really likes going to because that's the pro-America part of the country. You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly...f*** you."

‘Daily Show’ Celebrates CNBC’s ‘Decabox’ Featuring Ten Pundits at a Time 10-15-2008 2:16 am   -  Comedy Central

"What if eight pundits isn't enough?"

‘It’s Mt. Rushmore’: Jon Stewart Visits Larry Craig’s Infamous Airport Bathroom Stall 08-31-2008 4:26 pm   -  Variety

"It's personal. It's private."

‘The Doppler-less Weathermen of Our Time’: Stewart Critiques Media Coverage of Election 06-05-2008 1:28 pm   -  Comedy Central

"I would love to get Abraham Lincoln's reaction tonight."

‘It is Pretty Pathetic’: Clinton Rifs With Stewart in ‘Daily Show’ Election-Eve Pitch 03-03-2008 11:47 pm   -  Comedy Central

"Senator, as the host I'm delighted. As a citizen, frightened. Your response."

‘Gaydolf Titler’: Jon Stewart Analyzes ‘Barack Hussein Obama’ Name Dilemma 02-25-2008 1:21 am   -  ABC

"You have to give Obama credit, he's over come a great deal. His middle name is the last name of Iraq's former tyrant and his last name rhymes with Osama."

Thai Flight Attendents Blast ‘Sexy Stewardess’ TV Show 01-23-2008 10:33 am   -  Reuters

"It is not possible to be like that in real life."

Ew, Stew: Soup Can Contains Hidden Mold Surprise 12-17-2007 1:03 am   -  KTVX Salt Lake City

"Even if it looks like stew, I'm never going to look at stew the same way again."

Softball Team Shocked by Popular Coach’s Arrest on Child Porn Charges 09-24-2007 8:46 pm   -  KETV-TV

"I never would have saw this coming. I'm shocked and disgusted at the same time."

Neighbor Mocks Martha Stewart in Musical Protest 07-18-2007 4:00 pm   -  YouTube

A Katonah resident wrote a song protesting Stewart's attempt to trademark the town's name for use on a line of home products.

Rod Stewart’s Son Pleads Not Guilty in LA Attack 07-03-2007 6:22 pm   -  TMZ

A couple said they were in a truck when Sean Stewart and others began "swinging their arms at, punching, throwing bricks and other items at, and striking the bodies of plaintiffs."

McCain, Stewart Spar On ‘Daily Show’ 04-25-2007 8:12 am   -  Source: The Daily Show

Sen. John McCain jokes he picked out a nice homemade bomb for Jon at the Baghdad market.