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Sports Illustrated: OMG Crop Circle Aliens!
So she escapes from Beijing and you think she's all safe and stuff and the music is all sweet and you're waiting for the credits to roll but then there's like another scene and so you think OK fair enough just padding the ending out and ...

Paris-Match: Jambe-Packed
OK already, enough, here, I'm posting it. Sheesh. France's President Sarkozy, shown here meeting with Emperor Palpatine, is pursued by Toulouse Lautrec[citation needed].

Lexar: 8GB
8GB. 8GB. 8GB. 8GB 8GB 8GB. Eight gigabytes. 8GB. 8GB 8GB 8GB. 8GB. Eight. 4GB. Thanks to Jerry P!

Offerzoo: We Can't Afford $2
You know, nothing says class act like nicking stock photography. If anyone at iStockphoto should happen to see this, please feel free to let us know what happens when you see this. Thanks to K!

Iranian Govt: Persian Pixels Pwned
Not only do Iran's missile pictures reveal a shocking gap in that nation's ability to use the clone tool, our patented Extra-Contrast-O-Vision shows how clumsy they are at comping. Presumably the third missile didn't go off and rather ...

Google Maps: Unusually Similar Trees = Black Helicopters
I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for Google Maps getting all clone-happy in this part of Holland. It's probably just a secret alien landing site or something. The whole area is full of Photoshopped artefacts. ...

Tattoo Sleeve: Kiiiillllll Meeeeeee
To be honest, when I was in my teens my right arm was unusually well-developed too. Thanks to Ron!

Daily Fail: In Other News, The Simpsons Is Dubbed!
Does the Daily Mail's bold journalism know no bounds? Thanks to Jax!

The Sun: Gotcha
A charming piece of ethnic cleansing by The Sun. Thanks to Jo and Alan!

Washington Post: Unlikely
Aren't newspapers supposed to not do things like this? (I mean real newspapers, not National Inquirer or the British tabloids.) Isn't there some sort of oath of journalistical ethics that they have to swear or something? ...

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