Cuba Honors ‘Poor People’s Priest’ In First Beatification Ceremony 12-01-2008 1:28 am   -  CNN

CNN: Cuban President Raul Castro attends the first Catholic beatification on Cuban soil.

‘Truman Syndrome’: Rise in Number of People Suffering From Reality TV Delusions 11-27-2008 5:37 pm   -  CNN

CNN: Researchers have begun documenting what they dub the "Truman syndrome," a delusion afflicting people who are convinced that their lives are being played out on a reality TV show. Scientists say the disorder underscores the influence pop culture can have on mental conditions.

Illinois Governor: ‘I’m Honored to Get My A** Kicked for the People’ 11-02-2008 9:05 am   -  WBBM-TV

"There's some times when people are just not generally approving."

Plot To Assassinate Obama, Kill 102 Black People Disrupted 10-27-2008 5:37 pm   -  AP

AP: The ATF says it has broken up a plot to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and shoot or decapitate 102 black people in a Tennessee murder spree.

Kookoo Molookoo Credits Diet of Spinach, Meat & Coke for Her 134 Years 10-23-2008 11:46 pm   -  ITN

"Young people should trust God and respect their parents."

Dem Chairman: ‘A Lot of Very Rich People Out There Whom We Can Tax’ 10-21-2008 8:55 am   -  CNBC

"Yes, I believe later on there should be tax increases. Speaking personally, I think there are a lot of very rich people out there whom we can tax at a point down the road and recover some of this money."

Security Video Shows Car Slamming Into People at Phoenix Bus Stop 10-15-2008 11:30 am   -  AP

"I ran out there and I just saw a car over these people."

GOP Senator’s Ad Features Gay Rights Supporters in ‘Village People’ Outfits 10-15-2008 10:18 am   -  YouTube

"Let me guess..."

‘We Lied’: Bill Maher Admits Tricking People Into Interviews for ‘Religulous’ 10-14-2008 11:36 am   -  CNN

"I don't feel an obligation to reveal everything about everything."

‘Little People, Big World’ Star Heads to Baghdad to Visit Children with Dwarfism 10-12-2008 12:50 pm   -  CNN

Matt Roloff of TLC's "Little People, Big World" tells CNN about his trip to Iraq to help kids with dwarfism.

Chris Rock on OJ: ‘Some Black People Don’t Like Freedom’ 10-11-2008 3:13 pm   -  Oprah Winfrey Show

"If you're his cellmate, don't cheat on him."

Non-Partisan Voter Registration Worker Admits to Telling People to Vote for Obama 10-06-2008 2:33 pm   -  Fox News

"They say 'yes, yes.'"

Couric Asks Candidates: When is it Okay to Lie to the American People? 09-24-2008 1:12 am   -  CBS News

"You can put together a hypothetical where there is a national security emergency that is imminent."

Murdoch: Obama’s Economic Policies Will ‘Ruin’ International Relations, Leave People ‘Frightened’ 09-19-2008 4:54 pm   -  Fox News

"They're [his economic policies] going to give us inflation, they're going to ruin our relationship with the rest of the world and they're going to slow down the rest of the world too. And they're going to make people frightened too and unemployment. You're going to find companies leaving this country if you put a protectionist wall around it. His policy is really very, very naive, old fashioned, 1960's."

‘People Are Injured and Bleeding’: 911 Calls From LA Train Wreck Released 09-18-2008 6:51 pm   -  AP

"We have a whole bunch of people who are bleeding. . . . We just collided with something; I don't know what."

Biden Says Obama/Biden Tax Plan Will Allow People to Buy Toasters 09-16-2008 3:06 pm   -  Today Show

“Our tax plan would take that tax cut of another $130 billion that John [McCain] wants to give to people making over $250,000 next year, not let it go forward and give it to the middle class — the very people who desperately need it to stay in their homes, to buy food, to take care of the gas, to fill up their tank, to be able to go out and buy a toaster, to employ people.”

Paulson: ‘The American People Can Remain Confident' 09-15-2008 3:24 pm   -  MSNBC

"We're working through a difficult period in our financial markets right now as we work off some of the past excesses."

23 People Killed in Stampede for Cash During Ramadan 09-15-2008 3:07 pm   -  MSNBC

AFP: Thousands packed the narrow sidestreet in Pasuruan, East Java province, to receive a cash gift of 30,000 rupiah (3.30 dollars) each from a rich family.

Texas Officials Tell People to ‘Get Off The Roads Now’ as Water Rises 09-12-2008 4:20 pm   -  AP

AP: As Hurricane Ike sends waves crashing over the sea wall in Galveston, Texas, emergency management officials warn residents to seek shelter and safety.

U-Haul Heading From New Orleans to Dallas Holds Seven People, 12 Dogs & Two Ferrets 09-01-2008 7:14 am   -  KTVT-TV

'We decided to get in a group and make it."