Biden Roars Crowd: ‘Read My Lips, We Will End This War’ 10-09-2008 12:58 am   -  WBBH-TV

WBBH: During his speech, Biden slammed McCain over and over, saying a vote for him was a vote for another four years of the same.

Feds Investigate Sheriff Over Barack ‘Hussein’ Remark 10-09-2008 12:51 am   -  WBBH-TV

WBBH: Officials with the U.S. Office of Special Counsel say they have received so many phone calls from the public that they launched an investigation into Sheriff Scott on Tuesday.

Voter Fraud Task Force Raids Vegas ACORN Office 10-07-2008 8:22 pm   -  KTNV Las Vegas

KTNV: ACORN is accused of registering false and duplicate names, including using the names of Dallas Cowboys.

Legendary Columnist Dunleavy Leaves NY Post After 55 Years In Journalism 10-03-2008 12:08 pm   -  NY Post

NY Post: Some 400 friends and colleagues of legendary Post columnist Steve Dunleavy marked the retirement of the tabloid titan at a big bash in the Theater District - calling him a "man of the people" who'd do anything to score a scoop.

‘Dare To Unbutton My Beast?’: Risque Viral Jeans Campaign Targets Young Males 10-02-2008 1:53 pm   -  KTLA Los Angeles

AdWeek: The e-mail arrives with the subject "Do you dare to unbutton my beast?" Users can customize the message to friends. The default borders on the risque, reading, "There's something I've been meaning to tell you, but I don't want to freak you out. That's why I'm sending my beast to do my dirty work."

‘Tony Rezko Hush Money’: SNL Skewers the Presidential Debate 09-28-2008 1:27 pm   -  NBC

"Why don't we immediately suspend our campaigns and do three town hall meetings where we appear nude or semi-nude?"

‘I Want to Phone a Friend’: Tina Fey Spoofs Palin Interview With Katie Couric 09-28-2008 8:43 am   -  NBC

"Katie, I'd like to use one of my lifelines."

Al Franken Shocks Staff by Writing SNL Skit Mocking McCain 09-21-2008 9:07 am   -  NBC

Politico: A spokeswoman for Franken, Colleen Murray, first said the Democratic Senate candidate “didn't write anything for SNL tonight.” But pressed if he was involved in the show or had been in contact with staff members, Murray admitted Franken had a role in Saturday's program.

Porn Film Shot at Public Playground Outrages Community 08-26-2008 1:51 pm   -  WMC-TV

"I think I'm not letting my kids go down that slide anymore."

Uncut: Burger King Tub Bather Shares Regrets Over Getting Manager Fired 08-13-2008 11:37 pm   -  WDTN-TV

"What can you do when an employee is already in the sink?"

Burger King Faces Backlash After Worker’s Bubble Bath in Kitchen Sink 08-12-2008 11:22 am   -  WDTN-TV

"My first thought was 'Oh my God." Note: The complete raw MySpace video of the bath incident can be found in the related link.

‘It’s Really Tasty’: Adventurous Newspaper Reporters Eat Animal Penis In Beijing 08-09-2008 9:21 am   -  KTLA Los Angeles

KTLA: While in Beijing to cover the 2008 Olympics, Kevin Pang of the Chicago Tribune and Bill Plaschke of the Los Angeles Times visited a restaurant that serves only penis.

Gen. Pace Among Medal of Freedom Recipients 06-19-2008 12:33 pm   -  AP

AP: President Bush presented Gen. Peter Pace with one of the Presidential Medals of Freedom at a White House ceremony Thursday.

Brutal Beating of Transsexual at Hands of Memphis Police Caught on Tape 06-18-2008 2:08 pm   -  WMC-TV Memphis

"Actually he was trying to get me to come over to where he was, and I responded by telling him that wasn't my name - that my mother didn't name me a 'faggot' or a 'he-she,' so he got upset and approached me. And that's when it started."

‘I’m Very Sorry’: Man Involved In Shooting Shares Experience 06-18-2008 11:51 am   -  WAVE-TV

"I think that is the lowest thing I can do, was do that to those two young men, but I had no choice."

Farmer Saves $70 a Day by Trading Tractor For Mule Power 05-22-2008 11:37 am

"Oh it's been really tough. I mean you got your gas prices. Then gas prices cause the price of fertilizer to go up."

Feds Bust Millionaire at Texas Mansion for Swiping $100m From Government 05-02-2008 12:03 pm   -  WOAI-TV

"He'll be gone for a long time."

Audio: 911 Operator Falls Asleep While on Emergency Call 04-29-2008 5:50 pm   -  WMC-TV Memphis

"Our lives were in danger. Our lives were at stake, and our lifeline was severed."

Texas Teen Attacked Over Anti-Illegal Immigration Sign for History Project 04-08-2008 11:13 am   -  KLTV Tyler

Her sign read, "If you love our nation, stop illegal immigration."

Shock: Man Charged With Having Sex with Picnic Table 03-28-2008 6:37 pm   -  WTOL

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."