‘Time’s Up’: SNL Mocks Brokaw’s Control of the Clock During 2nd Presidential Debate 10-10-2008 1:49 pm   -  Saturday Night Live

"Let me tell you, and the American people, one thing I absolutely promise..." says Fred Armisen's Barack Obama. "Time's up!" interrupts Chris Parnell as debate moderator Tom Brokaw.

Climate Change or Biblical End of Days: Palin Parodied in SNL Reprise of VP Debate 10-05-2008 8:24 am   -  Saturday Night Live

Boston Globe: In the Saturday Night ''debate,'' Fey/Palin thanked America for letting her speak without a media filter that asked pesky followup questions and cared about syntax. She played a flute during her self-declared ''talent portion'' of the debate, and said, regarding same-sex benefits, that ''marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers."

Debate Highlights: McCain and Obama Spar Over Spending & Taxes 09-27-2008 1:05 am   -  AP

AP:The two presidential candidates stood behind identical wooden lecterns on stage at the performing arts center at the University of Mississippi for the first of three scheduled debates with less than six weeks remaining until Election Day.

‘It’s Completely Out of Control’: McCain Ties Obama to Washington Spending Woes 09-26-2008 11:00 pm   -  MSNBC

AP: John McCain accused Barack Obama of compiling "the most liberal voting record in the United States Senate" Friday night in an intense first debate of their close campaign for the White House. The Democrat shot back, "Mostly that's just me opposing George Bush's wrong-headed policies."

Biden On The Trail: Offending Eagles Fans? 09-23-2008 3:11 am   -  Fox News

“If the Green Bay Packers won, we got out early. If the Green Bay Packers lost, we got homework. I'm a Green Bay Packers guy from high school.”

‘Lipstick’ Wars: McCain Uses Obama ‘Pig’ Crack in New ‘Sexism’ Ad Defending Palin 09-10-2008 7:21 am   -  McCain '08

"One of the great lessons of that campaign is the continued and accepted role of sexism in American life."

MSNBC Host Knocks Palin for Attending ‘Jews for Jesus’ Church Service 09-04-2008 2:38 pm   -  MSNBC

"Incredibly, incredibly out-of-line comments."

Cindy McCain Points to Russian/Alaskan Proximity in Defending Palin’s Experience 09-01-2008 1:21 am   -  ABC News

AP: The wife of soon-to-be GOP presidential nominee Sen. John McCain also said she's "offended" by Democrats calling her husband elitist because of the number of homes their family owns.

Pastor Charged for Sending Sex Pics and Texts to Teenage Girl 08-14-2008 8:33 pm   -  WHP-TV

“We became aware of it when one of the victims was actually texting in class, in school, and I guess it's a violation of school policy.”

Raw: 20 Hurt as Tokyo Escalator Jerks to Halt Sending Riders Sprawling 08-05-2008 9:37 am   -  AP

Mainichi Daily News: With 3 or 4 people on each step, according to reports, the brakes were apparently unable to take the load, and the escalator slipped backwards.

Pedestrian Bridge Caves In At Indiana Casino Sending 16 People Into Lake Michigan 07-22-2008 1:49 pm   -  WBBM-TV

A pedestrian bridge collapsed Tuesday morning at Horseshoe Casino in Hammond, Ind., sending more than a dozen people into the water below.

Hot Classroom ‘Clicker’ Gadget Has Students Sending Instant Answers 07-13-2008 4:25 am   -  CBS News

"It helps students get more out of education."

Teacher Gets Year in Jail for Sending Thousands of Text Messages to 13-Year-Old 07-10-2008 2:42 pm   -  KSL-TV

"You taught me the poetic measure of love and the meaning of life."

Bush Signs $162 Billion War Spending Bill 07-02-2008 11:06 am   -  AP

AP: President Bush on Monday signed a $162 billion war spending plan to pay for the fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan until the next president takes office.

‘People Should be Outraged’: Imus Takes to Airwaves Defending ‘Color’ Comment 06-24-2008 10:02 am   -  AP

"They arrest blacks for no reason."

Olbermann Names FNC ‘World’s Worst’ for Russert Coverage But Fails to Detail the ‘Offending’ Statements 06-16-2008 9:51 pm   -  MSNBC

"For God's sake, do you have to do it the first morning of the first week day after the man has died? Could you not shut the spigot off just for a little while. Could you not wait until after we have the funeral? Of course, you couldn't. You're Fox News and you are the worst persons in the world."

Brave Man Stabbed Defending Pregnant Friend From Crazed Subway Spitter 05-18-2008 3:23 pm   -  WCBS-TV

"I feel the warmth of the ooze coming down my arm."

Absolut Vodka Apologizes for Ad Showing Mexican Territory Extending Into the U.S. 04-08-2008 12:25 pm   -  CNN

Reuters: The billboard ad has the slogan "In an Absolut World" slapped over a pre-1848 map showing California, Arizona and other U.S. states as Mexican territory. Those states were carved out of what had been Mexican lands until that year.

Coach Beaten While Defending Player Being Attacked by Gang Members 04-07-2008 8:21 am   -  KCAL Los Angeles

KCAL: The 37-year-old coach says he suffered broken bones in his face and hands, had bruised ribs and needed stitches.

Obama Says ‘Incendiary’ Pastor Furor Reveals ‘Bitterness’ Over Racial Divide 03-16-2008 7:58 am   -  WBBM-TV

"If all I knew was those statements that I saw on television -- I would be shocked."