Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones Reinstated Again 11-20-2008 9:59 am   -  AP

AP: Adam 'Pacman' Jones will be reinstated to the NFL, by league commissioner Roger Goodell. Jones has suspended after a run-in with his own bodyguard in early October.

Whoopi: ‘I’ve Been Guilty Of Saying God Damn America!’ 11-04-2008 1:28 pm   -  ABC's 'The View'

"I have been guilty of cussing this country out 'cause we have not always shown our best and put our best foot forward."

Police Confirm D.C. Madam Committed Suicide 11-01-2008 2:01 pm   -  WJZ Baltimore

WJZ: Police say the 52-year-old woman, known as the D.C. Madam, hanged herself inside a shed at her mother's Tarpon Springs, Florida home. On Friday police confirmed Palfrey's death was a suicide and not murder as some have suggested.

Water Damage Sensor May Catch Fibbing Apple Owners 10-31-2008 11:39 am   -  KPIX-TV

KPIX-TV: Apple laptop warranties don't cover water damage, and now the company may have a new way of detecting your fib if you try to get a liquid soaked computer fixed.

‘No God Damn Way’: Murtha Vows Not To Lose Race To ‘Carpetbagger’ 10-28-2008 8:54 pm   -  Fox News

"[A] carpetbagger from Virginia is going to represent a heavily Democratic district? No way. No God damn way."

Obama: Constitution ‘Reflected Fundamental Flaw In This Country That Continues To This Day’ 10-27-2008 10:31 am   -  Chicago Public Radio

"I think we can say that the constitution reflected a[n] enormous blind spot in this culture that carries on to this day."

Elephant Helps Clean Up Hurricane Damage 09-20-2008 3:22 pm   -  KCNC Denver

Tucker, an elephant at the Houston Zoo is helping with cleanup after Hurricane Ike by moving branches and stuff.

‘Fundamentals’: Obama Ad Slams McCain for Economy Comments 09-16-2008 11:09 am   -  Barack Obama '08

“How can John McCain fix our economy if he doesn't understand it's broken?”

McCain Defines ‘Fundamentals’ of Economy After Firestorm Over Comments 09-16-2008 10:46 am   -  CBS' 'Early Show'

"The economy is in crisis but the fundamentals of the American economy are the American workers."

Matt Damon And Wyclef Jean Help Haiti After Ike 09-15-2008 10:45 am   -  AP

AP: Actor Matt Damon and hip hop musician Wyclef Jean are in Haiti to help relief efforts and hand out supplies in the disaster-struck zone.

Extended Tour of Hurricane Ike Damage Shows Enormous Challenges Ahead 09-14-2008 1:39 pm   -  MSNBC

AP: Authorities hoped to spare thousands of Texans—140,000 by some estimates who ignored orders to flee ahead of Hurricane Ike—from another night among the destruction. Some had been rescued, but unknown thousands remained stranded.

Raw: Damage From Hurricane Ike Will Require Major Recovery Efforts 09-13-2008 1:05 pm   -  AP

AP: Howling ashore with 110 mph winds, Hurricane Ike ravaged the Texas coast Saturday, flooding thousands of homes and businesses, shattering windows in Houston's skyscrapers and knocking out power to millions of people.

‘Like A Really Bad Disney Movie’: Actor Matt Damon Condemns Sarah Palin 09-10-2008 1:20 pm   -  AP

"I think there is a really good chance that Sarah Palin could president. And I think that's a really scary thing because I don't know anything about her. I don't think in eight weeks I'm going to know anything about her."

Update: Colorado Democrats Adamantly Deny Trashing American Flags 09-07-2008 5:22 pm   -  KCNC-TV

"Not only did we not throw away flags, but all those signs you saw on the convention floor, they are all picked up, they are in bags, they are at our headquarters."

Iraqi Police Release Video of Teen Girl Strapped With Explosives 08-25-2008 3:27 pm   -  CNN

"A woman put it on me."

Hundreds Evacuated From Grand Canyon As Dam Breaks 08-17-2008 8:52 pm   -  KSAZ Phoenix

KSAZ: An earthen dam broke near the Grand Canyon early Sunday after heavy rains that forced officials to pluck hundreds of residents and campers from the gorge by helicopter.

Russian Soldier Shoots at Israeli Journalist Before Looting His Vehicle 08-14-2008 7:09 pm   -  YouTube

Ynet: "I tried to get into the car and run, but the soldier pushed me and then he fired a round which nearly hit my foot, it actually hit the tip of my sandal."

Iraqi Police Find Luxury Cars That Belonged to Saddam’s Notorious Son Uday 07-09-2008 7:25 am   -  Reuters

Reuters: Uday and his younger brother, Qusay, were both killed in a gunbattle with U.S. forces in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul in 2003, a few months after the invasion of Iraq.

Flashback: Court Inclined To Limit Exxon Valdez Damages 06-25-2008 11:03 am   -  AP

AP: The U.S. Supreme Court in March seemed to favor reducing the $2.5 billion award of punitive damages to victims of the Exxon Valdez disaster.

Flood Victims Return Home to Assess Damage and Salvage Possessions 06-16-2008 12:41 pm   -  CBS News

"Some of the stuff was from my late husband, so that's what hurts the most. I can't replace him."