Larry Flynt Pushes New Adult Film Featuring Sarah Palin Look-alike 10-13-2008 2:52 pm   -  Fox News

"Nailin' Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor," the company announced in a press release.

Childhood Ear Problems May Explain Adult Food Cravings 08-31-2008 1:13 pm   -  KCAL Los Angeles

A new medical study shows that having ear troubles as a child may have damaged nerves which later caused certain cravings for rich foods as an adult.

The B-Cast: Should Cable Networks Air TV Ads for Pro-Adultery Website? 08-22-2008 12:26 am   -  Breitbart.tv/Hot Metal Media

Also on today's show: The US women beach volleyball players love President Bush.

ESPN Pulls Racy Ad for Matchmaking Site That Hooks Up Adulterers 08-20-2008 8:22 pm   -  Reuters

"Life is short. Have an affair."

Woman Stabs Boyfriend as Pair Watches Adult Movies 05-10-2008 1:16 am   -  KOB Albuquerque

"She almost shanked me and everything. She put the [expletive] knife right under my throat."

MSNBC’s Olbermann Jokes About McCain Buying Adult Diapers 03-27-2008 1:28 pm   -  MSNBC

"Or, or by buying more depends or something like that. You can disassociate yourself with that remark if you wish."

Michelle Obama: ‘For the First Time in My Adult Lifetime, I Am Really Proud of My Country’ 02-18-2008 5:32 pm   -  C-SPAN

"What we have learned over this year is that hope is making a comeback. It is making a comeback. And let me tell you something -- for the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change. And I have been desperate to see our country moving in that direction and just not feeling so alone in my frustration and disappointment. I've seen people who are hungry to be unified around some basic common issues, and it's made me proud." [Please note there is a slight audio glitch during the word "really" and so the full quote has been included in this caption.] UPDATE: There is a new link in the related section that the AP has indicated is a new state from Michelle Obama clarifying her remarks.

Adult Eggs on Bloody Teens in ‘Fight Club’-Style Alleyway Punchfest Video 01-25-2008 3:39 pm   -  KRQE-TV

"They're treating them like dogs."

Adult Children of Dead Woman Find Infant Skeleton in Her Suitcase 01-01-2008 8:53 pm   -  WTAE-TV

WTAE-TV: The skeleton was wrapped in a "smock," with its arms folded across its body and its knees tucked into its chest.

Wife of Chinese Sports Anchor Crashes Olympic Media Event With Adultery Charge 12-31-2007 12:01 pm   -  CCTV

"Because just two hours ago, I found out that besides me, Mr. Zhang Bin has been maintaining an improper relationship with another woman." See the related link for details.

Tot Dies After Adults Fall on Top of Him in Inflatable Toy Accident 12-17-2007 7:52 pm   -  KPTV Portland

Paramedics responded and found the boy bleeding from the nose and mouth.

Trick or Tramp? Some Mad About Sexy Adult Costumes 10-31-2007 8:23 pm   -  CNN

Store owners say 90% of the customers ask for sexy costumes.

Family: Daughter Pressured by Adults to Seduce 12-Year-Old Boy 08-01-2007 9:57 am   -  WZTV Nashville

Police say the 18-year-old molested the boy in the bedroom of a home at an impromptu party. She has been charged with rape and, if convicted, could face 25 years in prison.

Police: Woman Abused Four Teens, Five Adults 07-20-2007 4:16 pm   -  AP

A Florida woman faces charges of aggravated child abuse and more for allegedly keeping nine people, including four teens, in her home in handcuffs. Authorities say the teens were malnourished and some of the adults were mentally disabled.

3 Kids, 2 Adults Dead in W.Va. Interstate Accident 07-09-2007 9:40 am   -  KDKA-TV Pittsburgh

Police said the driver of the pick up truck that caused the accident will likely be charged with DUI.